Hey, you know who was Manager of that Plateau Pizza place for the past two days? Yeah, it was that Greg guy. I heard Darek left for like three hours on Friday, and Greg actually smelt something burning. Yeah, I heard Darek also left today for a few hours, and Greg did just fine.
Friday - Manager - Not so much.
Saturday - Manager - Great Success!
UMOTD:
We're all panicking since Darek left, and these people call to say that their crust isn't thin enough. They all look at me to see what I'm gonna do, and Nick pipes up, "Tell them this is Sparta." Funny Shit.